Joys and Woes of a New Ship

Forgive me for rambling. But somebody, please pull me back to the safety of GW, of Roy/ED, of Tezuka/Fuji (or the Power Triangle, or anything Yukimura, I'll even take Yagyuu/Niou). Just bring me back to my old ships or fandoms because surely, they're not going to be detrimental to my health, not the way a new ship -- and a popular ship at that -- is.

( Harry/Draco is NOT something I saw coming... )